November 14, 2012, posted by Crumbs.
Robb Flynn just made a post on the official Machine Head boards about his double inguinal hernia that has forced the cancellation of nine shows of the Dethklok tour and it's pretty funny...
Robb Flynn:
Top jokes so far:
- "Now you can add an third N to Flynnn for your third nut"
- "Knock knock? Who's there? Hernia good jokes lately? Badabing!"
- "Now The General can Teabag like a motherfucker"
- "I guess that makes you 'a baller'"
- "With your small penis and your extra balls, now when you lay on your back it looks like a toy cannon"
- "Thank god you're not half Irish and Half Scottish, you'd be all bag and no pipe"
- "How many 'N's' in Flynnanigans? Too many just like your sack!"
- "3 NUTS!? That's metal as fuck!"
Now playing: Accepts "Balls to the Wall" and AC/DC "Big Balls"
Source: Frontlines.machinehead1.com
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